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Name: Carl
Birthdate: September 24th, 1982
Location: South FL, USA
Now that the stupid details are out of the way... I can begin to talk about myself...yay...I'm malkavian,if that says anything about me. See in me theres more then just Carl. Yes Fred i was planning on talking about you too! Sorry, see Fred is one of the people who likes to talk in my ear alot. He hates it when i forget to mention him, or his opinion, like the others. See I have lots of people who talk to me... Fred, Jacob, Johnny, Mark, Mike, ohh and little Cassandra. Hey! Don't take offence cassie, I didn't mean little as a mean term... haven't you learned that yet? You haven't... I'm sorry then... Sorry its Miss. Cassandra. She doesn't like bieng called little, even if she is only 8, and a knowledgable eight-year-old at that... Still reading, wow, you must really be wierd too, or just a bit demented, or bored.... Anyway I'm glad your enjoying the read...
I'm a little nuts if ya can't tell, but hey aren't we all? What!?! You say you're sain.. HAH thats funny.. Yes it is! Don't tell me that, cuz there aren't any sane people left.. What you are one.. quit lying... I said QUIT LYING!!! Am I gonna have to teach you that lying is bad? See not many peple like my methods of teaching... D-Boy likes it, yes he does... So does Mr. Fuck... See I'll make sure your not sane.. See lying is bad and well I'll just open that stupid skull up and remove that part of your brain that makes you lie.. Now, are you sure your sane? You're not... Good you're learning.....
Now hmm... What do i do with my free time... Well I like to teach, teaching others about BAD things is fun... LOTS of fun, as long as the students are willing to learn.... Are you willing to learn?? You are? GooOOood.... I was hoping I wasn't going to have to force lessons down your throat... As well, baby-guts are hard to come by you know... What else do I do? Hmm I enjoy a good game of Vampire: The Masquerade with friends.. its always fun to act evil... Cuz some people think I fit the role ohh so well... I wonder why, do I seem evil to you? I don't.. aww but evil is so nice.. c'mon don't I look a little evil? Huh? Even the slightest bit? COME ON YOU HAVE TO THINK I'M ATLEAST A BIT FUCKING EVIL YOU STUPID TWIT!!! Oh, I am the epitomy of evil? Well thank you, but I think you may be a slight mistaken there... But thanks for the thought in your decision.. I also like to hang out with my friend Devi, she's really cool... What's great about her is she has many people too.. She's Devi, Suzaka-chan, IceShimizu, Selenity, all different people...Its really cool, cuz bieng someone with many people in yourself, makes for some fun in itself, but meet someone with the same thing.. And the fun never stops... right Fred.. hah see told ya, even Fred is on my side, and that NEVER happens!
Music is nice too, its nice to drown out Fred and the others sometimes... Don't you yell at me Jacob, you get quite annoying sometimes damnit. You always wanna play with your shiny stuff and well it gets annoying hearing you... No,no,no I wouldn't dare of drowning you out Cassandra, you know I love your opinion... I'm sorry for making you feel unwanted... See what you made me do?!? You got them mad at me... Great... Now they'll be bitching all night... YOU FUCKING FOOL! Now I get to listen to thier rambling... Ughh Time to crank up some KoRn, or maybe tonight i'll just listen to some Linkin park, PM5K, TFK, Nonpoint, Disturbed, or Evanescence.. Ohh maybe some NSync.. wait.. no... Mark, you idiot.. Don't tell them that.. I don't listen to them... often...
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